<span id="title">D R I V E R O T I C</span> [[>]] <span class="small">By <a href="https://twitter.com/alcopopstar">Alcopopstar</a>. Music by <a href="https://twitter.com/arranseaton">Arran Seaton</a>. Special thanks to <a href="https://ocias.com">Alexander Ocias</a>.</span>You are cruising 200 miles down the Info-Symphonic Dreamway. [[Faster->Faster2]] [[Slower->Slower2]] A bad bitch in a Lexicon Superconductor (Mark 3). (live: 1.5s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[The fastest loc-emotive honest blood money will buy.](stop:)] (live: 3s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[Sweat dissipates from your skin, sucked into hydroglyphic engines.](stop:)] (live: 4.5s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[ [[>>>]] ](stop:)] (set: $wake to "alert") You are bleeding an easy 300 down the Neuro-Spine Hellway. [[Faster->Faster3]] [[Slower->Slower3]] His Rhetoric class Viper buckles and folds against your curse enforced cuntmobile and he dies a shitty nazi death. You made some [[HUMAN HIGHWAY MEAT PASTE]]. The hungry lanekids will bless your number plate. [[>>>>]]Some trollpunk rolls next to you and gestures subtextually. His memetic incantations are weeks out of date and glitch with the new fascism. [[Accelerate]] [[Ram Him]] (set: $wake to "alert")You are spinning 400 miles down the Anachromatic Webway. [[Faster->Faster4]] [[Slower->Slower4]] You leave him in the glowdust. [[>>>>]]Your blood body is a hot liquid mess. (live: 1.5s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[The g-force is pinning you like a lover.](stop:)] (live: 3s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[The world is rushing past like a river on fire.](stop:)] (live: 4.5s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[ [[>>>>>]] ](stop:)] (set: $mood to "precipice") (set: $wake to "alert")You swing past the Super Meat Cluster driveby and refill your hunger gauge. Yum. [[>]]You are rolling 100 miles an hour on the Witchwyre Hexway. [[Faster]] [[Slower]] (set: $mood to "steady") <script> Sound.play('DRIVEROTIC.mp3'); </script>A euphoric haze pulses. (live: 1.5s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[The neon night shines with celebration.](stop:)] (live: 3s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[Incandessence streaks across the glass.](stop:)] (live: 4.5s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[ [[>>]] ](stop:)] (set: $wake to "alert")You slow down and feel the wind against your skin. [[>->>alt]] (set: $wake to "sleepy") It's okay, you can take your time. You drive with one hand on the wheel. [[>>->>>alt]] (set: $wake to "sleepy")The stars are rendered beautifully tonight. [[>>>->>>>alt]]You are cruising 200 miles down the Info-Symphonic Dreamway. [[Faster->Faster2alt]] [[Slower->Slower2]] The delirium of the Dreamway seeps into you. (live: 1.5s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[A helios vapecloud glows around you.](stop:)] (live: 3s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[And smells like burning citris.](stop:)] (live: 4.5s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[ [[>>>]] ](stop:)] (set: $wake to "alert") You are buzzing 500 miles down the Luminous Hiveway. (if: $mood is "steady")[[[Faster->Faster5]] [[Slower->Slower5]]] (if: $mood is "precipice")[ //You are getting close.// [[Faster->cum1]] [[Slower->Slower5]]] You are bleeding an easy 300 down the Neuro-Spine Hellway. (if: $wake is "alert")[[[Faster->Faster3alt]] [[Slower->Slower3]]] (if: $wake is "sleepy")[ //Your mind begins to wander.// [[Faster->Faster3alt]] [[Slower->Sleepy]]] Factory stacks spew raw indecency. (live: 1.5s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[Filth-rays glide through pornoxious smutsmog.](stop:)] (live: 3s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[A dread hellcopter buzzes overhead.](stop:)] (live: 4.5s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[ [[>>>>]] ](stop:)] (set: $wake to "alert")You are rolling 100 miles an hour on the Witchwyre Hexway. (if: $wake is "alert")[[[Faster->Fasteralt]] [[Slower->Slower]]] (if: $wake is "sleepy")[ //Your mind begins to wander.// [[Faster->Fasteralt]] [[Slower->Sleepy]]] FUuck! Too soon. You came at 500 miles an hour. Time to refuel and [[start again.->Start]]A Hollow Scrullwalker stalks the midroad looking for scraps. [[Swerve]] [[Paste It]] (set: $wake to "alert")You calm your race-pulse with a mantra of quiescence and slow down. [[>>>>->>>>>alt]] (set: $mood to "steady") (set: $wake to "sleepy")You are spinning 400 miles down the Anachromatic Webway. [[Faster->Faster4alt]] [[Slower->Slower4]] Buglights dot the nightscape around you. (live: 1.5s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[Illuminating a pearlescent wasteland city.](stop:)] (live: 3s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[Warrened with glowing capillaries.](stop:)] (live: 4.5s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[ [[>>>>>]] ](stop:)] (set: $mood to "steady") (set: $wake to "alert") Damn. You lost the thrill. Time to refuel and [[start again.->Start]].Out of sight, out of mind. [[>>>>>>]]It’s chitin hide is nothing compared to hexsteel at hydrospeed. You have made some [[SCRULLPASTE FLATCAKES]].You are flowing 600 down the Adrenal Hemeway. [[Faster->Faster6]] [[Slower->Slower6]]The curb-boys wave the sigil of spinning rims in thanks. [[>>>>>>]] The sound barrier breaks bloodlessly. (live: 1.5s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[You rush like a storm down a waterfall.](stop:)] (live: 3s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[ This is what you [breathe]<1| for.](stop:)] (live: 4.5s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[ [[>>>>>>>>]] ](stop:)] (set: $mood to "precipice") (set: $wake to "alert") (click-replace: ?1)[ [bleed]<2|] (click-replace: ?2)[ [feed]<3|] (click-replace: ?3)[ [fuck]<4|] You take a sip of your hydrating fruit spice gender fluid. [[>>>>>->>>>>>alt]] (set: $wake to "sleepy")You are buzzing 500 miles down the Luminous Hiveway. (if: $wake is "alert")[[[Faster->Faster5alt]] [[Slower->Slower5]]] (if: $wake is "sleepy")[ //Your mind begins to wander.// [[Faster->Faster5alt]] [[Slower->Sleepy]]] The radio adjusts itself. (live: 1.5s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[he rhythmic choir of the elipsonic [mind]<1| song flows through you.](stop:)] (live: 3s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[ Drowning out the fear.](stop:)] (live: 4.5s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[ [[>>>>>>]] ](stop:)] (set: $mood to "steady") (set: $wake to "alert") (click-replace: ?1)[ [hell]<2|] (click-replace: ?2)[ [hive]<3|]You are gliding 700 through the Elipsonic Lubeway. (if: $mood is "steady")[[[Faster->Faster7]] [[Slower->Slower7]]] (if: $mood is "precipice")[ //You are getting close.// [[Faster->cum2]] [[Slower->Slower7]]] You can feel ice in your spine. (live: 1.5s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[Your meatbody is vibrating from teeth to core.](stop:)] (live: 3s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[You are driving to the edge of the world. ](stop:)] (live: 4.5s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[ [[>>>>>>>]] ](stop:)] (set: $mood to "precipice") (set: $wake to "alert")You are drifting 800 miles on the Para-Psynaptic Meldway. (if: $mood is "steady")[[[Faster->Faster8]] [[Slower->Slower8]]] (if: $mood is "precipice")[ //You are getting close.// [[Faster->cum3]] [[Slower->Slower8]]] The smell of rainfumes pulls you back a little. [[>>>>>>->>>>>>>alt]] (set: $wake to "sleepy")You are flowing 600 down the Adrenal Hemeway. [[Faster->Faster6alt]] [[Slower->Slower6]]The night cycle flicker glitches around you. (live: 1.5s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[A heavenly choir fills the humid air.](stop:)] (live: 3s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[You feel hot and cold all at once.](stop:)] (live: 4.5s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[ [[>>>>>>>]] ](stop:)] (set: $mood to "steady") (set: $wake to "alert")FUuck! Too soon. You came at 700 miles an hour. Time to refuel and [[start again.->Start]]The ultralights of a night patrol van flash behind you. Some dim hogspliced officer trying to fulfill loyalty quoters. [[Accelerate->Accelerate2]] [[Vaporize]] (set: $wake to "alert")''FUuck!!'' Too soon. You came at 800 miles an hour. Time to refuel and [[start again.->Start]]You close your eyes... (live: 1.5s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[Just for a moment.](stop:)] [[>>>>>>>->>>>>>>>alt]] (set: $wake to "sleepy")You leave it all behind you. [[>>>>>>>>>]]State regulation armor is no match for your sweet as hell Clusterdeath Vape Cannons. You have made some [[COPHOG MEAT-MIST]].The bloodmoths gather. [[>>>>>>>>>]]You are sliding 900 miles down the Effluencent Silkway. [[Faster->Faster9]] [[Slower->Slower9]] You are gliding 700 through the Elipsonic Lubeway. [[Faster->Faster7alt]] [[Slower->Slower7]]Water parts beneath you. (live: 1.5s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[Hydraulic pistons whir in the hermetic dark.](stop:)] (live: 3s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[Memories can't catch you now.](stop:)] (live: 4.5s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[ [[>>>>>>>>]] ](stop:)] (set: $mood to "steady") (set: $wake to "alert")The world blurs irrelivent. (live: 1.5s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[You are exploding like a distant sun.](stop:)] (live: 3s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[You can feel the pulse of god.](stop:)] (live: 4.5s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[ [[>>>>>>>>>>]] ](stop:)] No. [[FASTER->Faster9]]YOU ARE COMING ''1000'' MILES AN HOUR ON THE HOLO-GASMIC FUCKWAY. [[PURE SPEED]][[PURE]][[ECSTASY]] <script> Sound.stop(); </script><script> Sound.play('Aftercare.mp3'); Sound.fade(0, 0); Sound.fade(0.4, 3000); </script> (live: 3s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[You take a breath.](stop:)] (live: 6s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[it’s cold out, but pleasant.](stop:)] (live: 9s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[You light an e-cig.](stop:)] (live: 12s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[And gaze into the night.](stop:)]You feel the street pulse beat steady. (live: 1.5s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[The spellectronics purr with efficiency.](stop:)] (live: 3s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[Music hums through your cognition.](stop:)] (live: 4.5s)[(t8n:"dissolve")[ [[>>]] ](stop:)] (set: $wake to "alert"){ (print: "<script>$('html').removeClass(\)</script>") (if: (passage:)'s tags's length > 0)[ (print: "<script>$('html').addClass('" + (passage:)'s tags.join(' ') + "'\)</script>") ] }